TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JULY 05, 2019
Trump’s 896th Day In Office

This Weekend You’ll See Freedom Unfurled 

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says, “That Confederate Flag Controversy is no longer front-page news, so officials at Kentucky Speedway have scheduled the “Confederate Flag 400” Sponsored By WALMART this weekend, Rain or Shine. Y’all Come see us!”

Meanwhile, at this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane made clear The Blower’s long-time objection to flying the Confederate Flag on public buildings in the South put there by the Disingenuous D-RATS in the first place. “Our objections were recorded long before Liberals ever thought up Political Correctness,” Kane explained. “It’s because the South lost the Civil War.”

And somehow, that simple concept would probably never be understood by all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary In Obama’s 2016 Rigged Election, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

Now let’s all watch our Politically Correct version of The Dukes of Hazard.

More Liberal Lack of Logic Later