TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, MAY 05, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND STILL, NONE OF OBAMA’S AND BIDEN*S CO-CONSPIRATORS ARE IN THE SLAMMER

All Four Of The Blower’s Annual “Cinco De Mayo”  E-ditions Have Been Pronounced Officially Dead Today Because Of The Same Deadly Chinese Kung Flu Virus That Leftists In The Press Are Still Whining About.

Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of Last Year’s “Sink-O De Mayo” E-dition, Where We Explained How The Holiday Really Came To Be.

Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of Last Year’s “Rushing Our Border,” E-dition, Where We Welcomed “Los DemócRATAS futuros!”

Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of Last Year’s  “English Version of Our Illegal Aliens” E-dition, Where Everyone Was Saying “Hooray-O, Hooray-O, On Cinco De Mayo. Outdoor Sexual Relations begin Today-O!”

And You Can See An Encore Presentation Of Last Year’s “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Where The First Line Was “Here’s how to have fun on Cinco de Mayo”¡Buena Suerte!