MONDAY, JUNE 25, 2018
Trump’s 521st Day In Office

KEEP OUR REDSKINS (Educate And Celebrate: Not Eradicate) reports their lesson for today’s Redskins’ Biggest Day of The Year “Little Big Horn Massacre” celebration was really successful. Injun Lovers who saw how much they were paying for “schools” on their property taxes last week are already waiting in line to count the weasel words in Feckless Frooman’s “report” from the Forest Hills Schools District’s so-called “Branding and Mascot” Committee at tonight’s really important Forest Hills Schools District Board Meeting. Maybe they can use their cell phones not only to check out yesterday’s Annual “Little Big Horn Massacre Anniversary” E-dition, but also today’s “Custer Court Martial” E-dition, which is always published on the following day.

More Indian Uprisings

 Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1876, Major Marcus Reno took command of the surviving soldiers of the 7th Cavalry, the ones who were on sick call the day before when Old Yellow Hair made that slight miscalculation of enemy troop strength and forgot to take along his three Gatling guns.

And our Quote for today Committee came up with this line from Custer, right before the Battle of the Little Bighorn: “Hurray, boys! We’ve got them. We’ll finish them up and then go home to our station.”

All of which reminds us of Obama, when he said “Al Qaeda is defeated,” “The War on Terror is over,” and “ISIS poses no immediate problem.” Obama claims when he made his stupid comment about extremists being a JV team (“If a JV Team puts on Lakers uniforms, that doesn’t make them Kobe Bryant”) he “wasn’t specifically referring to” Islamic State.         

The Blower remembers that time Obama got a bit confused while sitting down for dinner but the Prime Minister of India when he apologized on behalf of the American people for the actions General Custer. Unfortunately when the state department told our president he was going to be sitting down with an Indian leader, he thought it was the great-grandson of Geronimo and wondered why the country of India looked so much different than what he envisioned what South Dakota look like.

Whistleblower War Hero Ollie Hackworth says the military should still court martial Obama, all those Wussie  Republicans in the House never found the courage to impeach the Commander-in-Chief at any time during the Eight Years of Incompetence and Chaos for America during the Obama’s Two Administrations.

American Indian Bureau Chief Oglala Tadwell says the Sioux Nation Supreme Court decided Native American Same Sex Marriages will still be determined by local Tribal Councils, no matter how SOTUS rules in Washington.

Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose say, “Did Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse know how to protest against illegal immigration or what!”

The Blower remembers when Milwaukee police were investigating a report of shots fired across the street from the Barack Obama School of Career and Technical Education. Coincidentally, that school was formerly known as Custer High School.

The Blower also remembers last year at this time when the Supreme Court boosted the Washington Redskins’ traditional name by striking down a law banning “disparaging” trademarks even if some Native American groups hoped public outcry would turn toward a different team’s symbol. Washington D.C’s NFL franchise scored a big victory when the Supreme Court unanimously ruled that the government is not allowed to deny a trademark to companies or other applicants solely on the basis of the name being offensive.

Meanwhile, the Cleveland Indians will caving in to political correctness and stop using the Chief Wahoo logo on their uniforms beginning in 2019, according to Major League Baseball, which said the popular bright red, wide-grinning face was no longer appropriate for use on the field. Chief Wahoo, a cartoonish caricature of a Native American that has assumed several forms over the years, first appeared on the Indians’ uniforms in 1948. In recent decades various groups across North America have appealed to the team to renounce the logo, to no avail. But over the past year the commissioner of baseball, Rob Manfred, has pressured Paul Dolan, Cleveland’s chairman and chief executive, to make a change.

And hereabouts, all those White, God-Fearing Citizens in Anderson witnessed Liberal Activists returning like a plague of 17-year locusts to demand the Anderson  Redskins’ mascot be changed, too.

Of course, every Anderson Alum will always be pleased as punch recalling when when their beloved “Anderson Redskins” won the Ohio Division II state football championship back in 2007, and The Blower remembers when the Forrest Gump School Board and the Anderson Park Board wanted to put a tax levy on the ballot to pay for a new $158 million domed stadium at Beech Acres. 

Not only that, The Blower still remembers all that controversy at Anderson High School in 2014 when a Turpin student we’ll call Mohammed was arrested for painting a large penis on the Anderson football field before the big Anderson-Turpin football game.