FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2015
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
We’re Still Waiting For The Reviews
This week, everybody who’s really surprised when Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley and his Nine Fine Clowns gave Cincinnati City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black a raise without a the “performance review” called for by his Affirmative Action Contract,” e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is noted BureaucRAT Basher Wastecutter Tadwell, who applauds the Whistleblower’s War on Bureaucracy, because “Somehow we’d better also start complaining against The BureaucRATS, because America would never be in the mess it’s in without them.”
Wastecutter wins a “Waste, Fraud, and Abuse Inspector” Button to wear so he’ll really feel welcome at the Sanctuary for Stupidity at the Plum Street Playpen; a membership in the Channel 9 “Substantially True” News Insiders Club, so he can have access to stories about BureaucRATS, if they ever decide to report them; and an honorary position on the City Clown-cil Review Committee to evaluate the performance of the Mayor and his Nine Fine Clowns before they try to get themselves re-elected.
His Winning Limerick Is:
When Clown-cil gives “Baltimore Harry” a big raise
It seemed like they all were in a big daze
And they said, “It was really a pity,
“We forgot to set up a committee,
“His performance we were supposed to appraise.”
And from the Anderson Laureate (who is used to having his performance appraised on a weekly basis):
When Clown-cil gives “Baltimore Harry” a big raise
Without a review process or delays
It seemed somewhat funny,
To just give him more money,
Just because Cranley lavished his mangler with praise.
