TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 09, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND STEVE CHABOT PROBABLY WON’T BE NEEDED TO TAKE OVER “BRONZE STAR BRAD” WENSTRUP’S OFFICE SPACE IN ANDERSON

And All The Sirens Went Off At Noon Today

The unthinkable happened in Anderson Township Tuesday night when long-time Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabot was not reelected like all those Red Wave signs said he should and our Good Friend will now be replaced by a vile-and-disgusting Nancy Pelosi Boy Toy who’d successfully convinced a lot of stupid people he was really “non-partisan.” Flags had flown at half-staff all day.

Will the Conservative Agenda be investigating the problem, defining the problem, and working on ways to fix the problem? You Bet! As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the tri-state, our readers have every right to expect nothing less.

Voting had become a tad more difficult this year for Real Republicans in Anderson after the Legislature in Columbus changed Chabot’s District and pushed the Queen City Blue Stupidity And Corruption all the way to the Clermont County Border. No wonder Bird Colonel/ Podiatrist Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup only got a paltry 74.5 % of the vote in Crimson Clermont County. In Florida, 2024 Presidential Contender Governor DeSantis was crowing over his 60%.

Meanwhile, during our Official Day of Mourning in Anderson, our Political Plagiarist rewrote the last stanza from Ernest Thayer’s “Casey at the Bat.”
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Anderson — Steve Chabot just got voted out.

And the Ohio First District Voters now have a Congressional District they truly deserve. Ohio’s Redrawn First District Voters proved themselves to be just as stupid as they were when they voted for Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden* in 2020. Then again, so is the electorate as a whole. All that Hype about the Republican’s Big Red Wave in 2022 turned out to be nothing more than a Pathetic Purple Splat. Now we’ll all be counting the 726 days until the 2024 Elections.