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WHISTLEGRAM; SCHOOL BOARD MEEETING

TODAY IS
TUESDAY, MAY 18, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE- HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTEENTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND OUR UNKNOWN CANDIDATE SAYS, “THERE’S STILL NO WORD FROM ANY OF THOSE SO-CALLED CONSERVATIVE SCHOOL BOARD CANDIDATES.” Forest Hills School District 5/21/2021 Special Board Meeting Notice

WILL IT BE A “BOARD WORK SESSION” OR A “WOKE BOARD SESSION?”

It won’t be much work, really. During an Apocalypse, it’ll be mostly crying and gnashing of teeth.

HERE’S WHAT’S ON THE AGENDA:

1. FIVE-YEAR FORECAST – disaster planning; levy planning since a budget makeover is beyond their expertise or appetite for real work
2. ENROLLMENT/STAFFING/POSITION POSTINGS – secret planning in executive session
3. FACILITIES – planning how to get out of the facilities corner Frooman, Smith, Heis, Jackson, and Prebles painted them into

4. RELATIONSHIP AND WELLNESS CORNERSTONE – warm and fuzzy planning; feel-good session

Plus, our Unknown Candidate wants to know if any of the four announced School Board Candidates will show up to Resuscitate our Murdered Redskin Mascot or bash “Critical Race Theory” and the indoctrination of Forest Hills’ children with any of that “Leftist 1619 Propaganda” your overtaxed dollars have been paying for.

We advise everyone to attend and hear the details straight from the source.  Emails and Facebook are not where the real stuff is.

REMEMBERING OUR REDSKIN