TODAY IS
SUNDAY, JULY 23, 2023
TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-FOURTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher and Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Printable Planners, especially for folks still trying to decide which weekend events to avoid. 

For example, does anybody remember when real “jazz musicians” performed at a real “Jazz Festival” in Cincinnati? Hatefulbigot.com says with all those Negroes coming to town for Cincinnati’s “Urban Music Festival” this weekend, Just Wondering in Cleves was asking if attendees would be the same low or non-tippers to the waiters and waitresses in the restaurants as those who attend other Politically Correct Conventions in town.

Trash Talking Troublemaker Tino Delgato remembers 2015, when the Queen City hosted the MLB All Star game one week followed by the “Music” Festival (formerly The Jazz Festival) the next week. Both events filled Cincinnati’s streets. One filled Cincinnati’s restaurants and bars. The other filled hotel rooms with empty booze and wine bottles along with Popeye’s Chicken containers. Go Figure!!!

All of this weekend’s visitors to Downtown Cincinnati probably won’t be helping all those homeless ragamuffins find a decent place to live,  since one year after Cincinnati’s tent city, the search continues for solutions to address homelessness.

Here’s The Blower’s Idea: Let All Those Downtown Homeless People Live In Cincinnati’s Empty Street Cars.

Meanwhile, in Anderson, devotees of Suburban Music might show up next weekend at the empty GOP Republican Club booth smack dab in the middle of the Annual Anderson Daze celebration at Beech Acres Park, especially Activist Andersonians circulating petitions near the Township Trustees Dunking Booth, and perverts trying to find out more information about Anderson’s Treasured Trustee Emeritus Andy Pappas’ Family Friendly Nudist Camp and Marina opening on the Ohio River near the Belterra Racino, along with Andy’s Sex Doll Brothel at the building that used to be behind where Cleaner Concepts used to be on Beechmont Avenue. Forrest Gump School Board members will be at the Anderson Apocalypse booth to reassure local voters they really still have plans to find a way to resurrect the Anderson Redskins mascot.

All RINO Republicans hereabouts will probably be on their way to wait in line outside the Patriot Center to attend Tuesday night’s monthly Anderson GOP Meeting In Biden Blue Hamilton County  where Ohio Republican Senate Candidate Bernie Moreno has been promised one-fiftieth the audience he enjoyed at the Crimson Clermont County GOP Lincoln-Reagan Dinner in May.