TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 25, 2019
Trump’s 735th Day In Office
Tonight at the Conservative Chess Club, Political Schachspielers were asking Beloved Whistleblower Grandmaster Charles Foster Kane what kind of chess opening The Trumpster is playing with the Disingenuous D-RATS over Border Wall Funding these days.
“I could see why you’d be wondering about that,” Kane started to explain, “especially after President Trump appeared to be caving today when he actually endorsed a temporary agreement to end a partial government shut down that was really a bipartisan Swamp Swindle (that would not include Border Wall Funding) which would end the 35-day partial government shutdown, making way for a so-called three-week stopgap funding measure to reopen shuttered agencies.”
Some of our Conservative Chess Players tried to analyze the situation.
“Obviously, the ‘Pelosi Opening’ isn’t working the way Trump had planned.”
“The ‘Schumer Slapdown’ worked out better than expected at the beginning of the game, but Trump’s advantage seemed to evaporate as the game proceeded.”
“The ‘Schumer Slapdown’ was too boring. Much too predictable and would likely lead to a draw.”
Trump’s ‘SOTUS Sacrifice’ (giving up a piece for some compensating advantage) didn’t seem to have worked, either.
“We’ll just have to see how Trump’s ‘Shutdown Counter Gambit’ progresses,” Kane concluded, “because this game is far from over with 648 more days until the 2020 Elections.”
“This reminds me of when I was in a chess tournament during my time with the Army in Wurzburg, Germany,” Kane recalled. “The USO brought in the German Chess Champion who offered to play 23 of us simultaneously— blindfolded. No kidding! That sounds like something the Trumpster would’ve claimed he’d done.”
“What happened?” asked one of the Conservative Chess Players.”
“Just what you should’ve expected,” Kane said. “The stupid son-of-bitch lost every freaking game.”
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Seventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 735 And There Are Now Only 647 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020. 