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Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

TODAY IS
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 04, 2022
TRUMP’S THREE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE US BOBSLED TEAM RENAMED THEIR SLED ‘BIDEN’ BECAUSE NOTHING HAS TAKEN AMERICA DOWNHILL FASTER

LIMERICK

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

This week, everybody who still approves of The Blower’s policy to ban any content that does not include “Stop the Steal,” “Rigged Election” or “Biden’s Voter Fraud” ahead of the 2024 Elections in only 1005 more days,  e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

 

The winner is Luther D-Truther, who believes the truth about Joke Biden*s 2020 Rigged Elections is still being concealed from the public by a powerful conspiracy covering up a “Moving Coup” in progress by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, The Radical Media Establishment, and the Dishonest D-RAT Party.

Luther wins an Official Whistleblower 2024 Campaign Counter, Membership in the Conservative Agenda’s Elections Integrity Project, and a virtual front-row seat at The Trumpster’s February “Save America” Rally if his campaign ever remembers to schedule one.

His Winning Entry Is:

 When you’re Twitter-Banned like good old Mike Lindell
Down in the depths of Social Media Hell
It’s ‘cause you broke their damn rule
You silly old fool
D-Truth you were never supposed to tell.

 

And Perturbed in Park Hills Says
When you’re Twitter banned like old Mike Lindell
Just tell the oligarchs to go to hell.

Jack Dorsey seems to think he’s a Druid;
His conception of truth is quite fluid.

Truth, don’tcha know, he condemns as “hate speech,”
A term all leftist thugs just love to screech.

Meanwhile, back at Silicon, the brown shirts,
Many of whom are better off in skirts,

Give a free pass to a “#KillTrump” hashtag.
To them it’s just a hilarious gag.

“Pigs In A Blanket, Fry ‘Em Like Bacon”:
There’s a peaceful protest in the makin’!

The Twitter cesspool of violent threats,
As far from First Amendment as it gets,

Is just a playground for the hate-filled left;
Of virtue they are totally bereft.

If we had a real Congress they’d be closed,
And jail sentences for life be imposed.

We’ve drunk enough of this Bolshevik cup:
How ’bout a warm glass of shut the hell up?!

 
Finally, “Gex” Wanker says
When you’re Twitter banned like old Mike Lindell
You might detect a rancid, leftist smell:
The old “community standards” card played
Here comes that virtue-signaling charade.
Commies’ moral high ground is a mirage,
A liars’ ploy that’s just cheap sabotage.
But whatever happened to that “Frank Speech?”
Was it just optimistic overreach?
Was “release the Cracken” just hyped bullshit?
A massive PR scheme gone counterfeit?
Election integrity’s a slogan
Just as spineless and woke as Joe Rogan.
Trump and the patriots will rescue us
From Big Tech’s dirty billions treasonous?
No one is jumping on their mighty white steed
To do battle with the forces of greed.
State AG’s are all just masturbating
While the Supremes are prevaricating.
D-RATS and RINOs are learning Chinese
While bringing America to her knees.

The First Line On Next Week’s Limerick Contest Is:
“The best part about Dead President’s Day”