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Everybody’s ready to celebrate “Political Backstabbers Day” Friday on the Ides of March to commemorate that historic date in 44 BCE when Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed Roman Emperor Julius Caesar in the back, the front, and just about every other place on his body. —Hurley the Historian     

People are already sending in their nominations for “Political Backstabber of the Year.” —Backstabber of the Year Selection Committee

Will The Blower be calling me a Backstabber every day for the way everyone in my administration is still trying to sabotage the Trump administration?—Emperor Obama

I second that nomination. —Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu

Don’t forget all those  Jewish voters who still voted for Crooked Hillary  —The Trumpster

Could we nominate each other? —Ex-Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka and Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters

Us too? —Nick Nadel and The Windbag

I don’t need anybody to stab me in the back. I can do that all by myself. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP

I’ve already agreed once again to be Grand Marshal at the Backstabbers Day Parade on March 15, where I’ll be leading the Streetcar Six along the route of the Trolley Folly. —Cincinnati Clown-cilman David Mann

Are they giving group awards this year to the Gang of Five? —Chris Finney and Brian Shrive  

Backstabbing gives a hole new meaning to “I’ve got your back.” —Cincinnati Clown-cilgay Chris Squealback

Former Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-ass is a big Homophobe Backstabber. —Rob “Fighting for the Gayness” Portman

Would I be nominated just because I’ve never explained exactly how my office came up with its so-called Fair Property Values for your Jacked-Up Property Taxes that you were forced to pay even before your Board of Revisions Hearing?  —Hamilton County’s Double-Dipping Disingenuous Auditor

We hope The Blower gives proper credit to Women Backstabbers during Women’s History Month. —The League of Women Backstabbers

The Guys at Gannett are all Backstabbers after they threw me out on my whiny ass. —Skaggie Maggie, Former Fishwrap Publisher

Even Kneepad Liberals in the Press are stabbing me in the back these days over a couple of ongoing  investigations. —Crooked Hillary

Is there a separate category for “Backstabbers in Broadcasting?” —Your Former WLW Hate Radio Snitch

Chippy Gerhardt says everybody in the Anderson Township Republican Club is a backstabber. — Disgraced Former State Rep-tile Peter $tautberg, named by Ohio Governor Kasich- to fill a vacancy on the Ohio 1st District Court of Appeals.           

We’re trying to give up backstabbing for lent. —Catholic Backstabbers

Would somebody who’s spreading rumors at City Hall about John Cranley’s attempts to get rid of Ex-City Manager Harry Black having an affair be a Backstabber?  —Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel

Thanks for last year’s Backstabber of the Year Nomination when I caved in to the Disingenuous DemocRATS every chance I got.  —GOP Senate Surrender Leader Bitch McConnell

You can tell Disgraced Ex-House Speaker John Boehner was a Backstabber by how much blood he still has on his hands, after he told House Republicans “We All Need To Be Team Players And Support Each Other.” —Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper

All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from News Liars at The Destroy Trump Media, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, also stabbed us in the back. —American Over-Taxed Payers

Maybe that’s why we chose “While you’re talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.”  —Your Quote for Today Committee

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the biggest backstabber of all?  —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

In Northern Kentucky, Political Backstabbing isn’t even a misdemeanor. —Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders

Our place wouldn’t be big enough to hold them all. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

If you’re an elected official in Northern Kentucky, you might be a backstabber. —Jeff Foxworthy

Every member of the Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Me (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) is a backstabber. —Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Won’t They Let Me Practice Law Again, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters

On the Ides of March, Political Backstabbers drink free. —Mainstrasse Bartenders

Recovering Backstabbers are always welcome. —Backstabbers Anonymous

See you there. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan Cornbread Smith

Thanks for finally plugging my son George’s “Ides of March” movie now that everybody can watch it on cable for free. —Nick Clooney

What’s the best part about the Ides of March on March 15? It means BB&BJ Day on March 20 is only five days away. —Our good friend Bobby Leach

Everybody’s wondering why I’m having an Ides of March Party on Friday, instead of my customary more traditional St. Patrick’s Day Party on Sunday  —Miss Vicki 

Some people called me a Backstabber when I wore my Trump “Keep America Great” Hat to to have my taxes done at the AARP Tax-Aide place this morning. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

 

Hey, Everybody… “Trish the Dish” wants to know what happened to all the clocks. —TV 19 News  

Trish probably forgot to tell everybody to forget to change the batteries in their smoke detectors without my still being at that station to remind her. —WCPO-TV’s Helicopter Guy Dan Carroll

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Pornographers.

PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only 643 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.

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