TODAY IS
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S A SMALL PROBEM FOR OUR HOW OUR BOY TOY Whistleblower’s Garrulous Grammarian Says…

The Blower’s “New Official Nickname” for Ohio’s New First District Congressman-Elect” is being snickered at all over town, especially at D-RAT Ballot-Stuffing Union #432 Headquarters. Everybody really likes “PELOSI’S BOY TOY” for the Official Whistleblower Nickname, but homophobes really start snickering when “But We’re Not Sure Which Pelosi” is added. You can’t get much more topical than that.

Whistleblower Reporters and Bureau Chiefs are hearing the Terrible Term from many of the people they cover.

Hurley The Historian says he hasn’t seen this much excitement in the Queen City since Jim Obergefell became the face of the Supreme Court gay marriage case.

Ohio Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says, “What did you expect on Election Night? Redistricting Republicans in Columbus eliminated  all of Congressman Steve Chabot’s Conservative Voters.”

Northern Kentucky Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says “We’ve yet to hear from Future Bluegrass Governor Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters.

Indiana Bureau Chief Hoosier Daddy says their RINO Senator Todd Young joined Rob Portman and Mitt Romney in voting for the Disrespect of Marriage Act.

In Washington, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says he’ll get us a picture of BOY TOY with both Pelosis when Freshmen Congressmen are sworn in next month.

Senior Spoiled Sports Reporter Andy FurBall says you should hear all the jokes in the locker rooms already.

Finally, Whistleblower Alternative Lifestyles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say, “We like it. We think it’s a great nickname.”