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TODAY IS
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2018
Trump’s 661st Day In Office
If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:
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Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service “To Request Asylum”
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Election Outcome Uncertain, Expert Says Stay Angry
Arizona: ‘Juan Hidalgo’ Voted 98,087 Times
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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion
New Trump Campaign Ad Claims That Illegal Immigrants Currently Murdering You With Knife
White House Concerned Ryan Zinke Made Land Deal Without Giving Cut To Trump
Brian Kemp Campaign Energized After Seeing Early Voter Suppression Numbers
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ROCCO’S RECOUNT METHOD IS ALIVE AND WELL IN FLORIDA
Edward G. Robinson, as Johnny Rocco, explaining his favorite hand recount techniques in “Key Largo.”
“Get my boys to bring the voters out. And then count the votes over and over again ’til they added up right, and he was elected.”
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because Mid-Term Elections were National Elections, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Sixth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 661 And There Are Now Only 721 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
