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FOR THURSDAY, JULY 18, 2024
TRUMP’S TWELVE HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-FIFTH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
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THAT DAY WAS TUESDAY, JULY 19, 2016
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Can’t you just feel the excitement? Today’s the day everybody’s been waiting for, when I finally tell everybody I’m the first Republican candidate to announce that I’m running for president in 2020. —Still Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich
After Kasich’s “Special Announcement” outside the Republican National Convention in Cleveland this morning, the governor crashed our breakfast where he never mentioned Donald Trump even once. —The Michigan Delegation
Then he showed up at the City Club of Cleveland to ask for our support. — International Republican Institute
Super bummed Kasich sycophants waited for more than an hour in the hot sun just to see their hero but were then turned away because the event had reached maximum capacity for guests and media. — Ohio Convention Committee Rock and Roll Reception
We’ll really be disappointed if Kasich doesn’t show up at our event this evening. —U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce
Next week in Philadelphia, the governor will be speaking at the DemocRAT Convention. —Union Workers For Kasich
Then the governor will be travelling to New Hampshire, South Carolina, Iowa, and to begin his 2020 campaign. —America for Kasich
We can hardly wait to see Kasich’s score on our next survey of Ohio Conservatives. —Ohio TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski
Would my endorsement help Ohio’s Favorite Son Candidate with Conservative Republicans in 2020? —Ohio RINO Gay Marriage Senator Rob “Fighting for Fagellas” Portman, Planning On Being Kasich’s Running Mate
Even if the Governor from the Great State of Ohio is not included as one of the top ten candidates in the first 2020 GOP Presidential Debate, we will find a nice place for him to sit along with all the other Loser Candidates. —Republican National Committee
KASICH WET DREAM FOR PRESIDENT HOT LINE
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