TODAY IS SUNDAY, JULY 14, 2024
TRUMP’S TWELVE HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-SECOND DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE REMEMBERING WINNING OUR VERY FIRST BOARD OF REVULSION HEARING

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Hurley the Historian had forgotten to mention Saturday (July 13) was the eighteen-year anniversary of our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher’s long-awaited landmark hearing at the Hamilton County Board of Revulsion, after the Disgraced EX-Double-Dipping D-RAT Obama-loving County Auditor’s “certifiable” appraiser got egg all over his face trying to justify the Auditor’s bogus 41% computer-generated increased appraisal. It was our Disingenuous D-RAT’s Disastrous Debacle, but our local Kneepad Liberals in the Press still don’t give a big rat’s ass about victims of drive-by reappraisals, or victims of drive-by shootings for that matter. 

“Not to worry,” explained Kane. “You should see the outrageous increase Disingenuous’ D-RAT Disciples tried to put through last time to jack up our latest appraisal, just for spite!”