TUESDAY, JULY 02, 2024
TRUMP’S TWELVE HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-NINTH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —

Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil

Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

 Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.

A guy we’ll call “TRANS-TAMER Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if PELOSI’S BOY TOY flew the Gay Flag during June’s Gay Pride Month at his inconveniently located office in Lebanon, Ohio.

“Just like at when he was at Cincinnati City Hall,” Kane explained.

THE ONIONBABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President. Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

TODAY’S MESSAGE FROM TEAM JOE

DUMBED DOWN VOTER,

This is the last email you’ll get from us today. We promise.

The truth is that Donald Trump is outraising us, and our grassroots fundraising is slowing down.

Even worse? A pro-Trump super PAC just announced plans to spend $100 MILLION this summer alone across key battleground states to try to turn them red.

We need your help to fight back now.

Please, Will you give $25 — or even just $5 — to the Biden-Harris campaign before midnight tonight? We’re still looking for another 674 first-time donors from Cincinnati to rush their support.

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 122 days before the 2024 elections.