TODAY IS SUNDAY, APRIL 14, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTIETH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND TODAY WE’RE TAKING TIME OUT FOR ANOTHER SUBSTITUTION

Yesterday Ditzy D-RATS Controlling Biden-Blue Hamilton County Announced A New Ditzy D-RAT County Auditor To Serve As The Ditzy D-RAT On The Ditzy D-RAT Controlled Hamilton County Board Of Revulsion Ignoring Complaints Of Jacked-Up Tax Valuations By Overtaxed Hamilton County Property Owners.

Today, Hamilton County Republicans Announced They Were Also Replacing Their Hamilton County Auditor Candidate, Whoever The Hell He Was. Ditzy D-RATS Accomplices In The Local Leftist News Media Will Be Forgoing Their Customary BFD Announcements.