THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS
FOR MONDAY, APRIL 08, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-FOURTH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S TODAY’S MOST CHERISHED FACEBOOK MEMORY
THAT DAY WAS
MONDAY, AUGUST 21, 2017
The Counter in the Lower Right Hand Corner of the Whistleblower WEB PAGE has almost clicked off all of days, hours, minutes, and seconds until you can burn your eyes out by looking directly at the Solar Eclipse.
And Our Feckless Fishwrappers Are Trying To Tell You Where To Watch Today’s Solar Eclipse For Free Around Greater Cincinnati
Amazingly, The Answer Was Not “Anywhere Outside”
Police And Hospitals Are Bracing For Large Crowds During Today’s Solar Eclipse
There Will Be A Zillion Solar Eclipse Videos Today
And Memes Like These
We’ll See Solar Eclipse Fake News
And Solar Eclipse Jokes Like This One From The Simpsons
A Solar Eclipse is like a woman breast feeding in a restaurant. It’s free, it’s beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
Finally In Anderson, our former TownshipTrustee says in just a few hours he’ll be able to tell us if you’ll really go blind if you masturbate during the eclipse.
This Is Your Official “Solar Eclipse” E-dition.
Any Other “Solar Eclipse” E-dition You Might See Would Surely Be A Fake
