TODAY IS FRIDAY, JANUARY 26, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-FIRST DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, MANY MEMBERS ASKED BUNKY TADWELL IF THE WHISTLEBLOWER MEMOIRS HE’S GHOST-WRITING WILL EXPLAIN HOW THE WHISTLEBLOWER GOT ALL THAT GREAT PUBLICITY IN THE ENQUIRER WHEN OUR GOOD FRIEND FORMER COLUMNIST JIM KNIPPENBERG GAVE US ALL THOSE NEWS TIPS.
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
This week, everybody who still approves of The Blower’s policy to ban any content that does not include “Stop the Steal,” “Rigged Election” or “Biden’s Voter Fraud” ahead of the 2024 Elections in only 284 more days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Card-Carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who wonders why we’re even bothering to watch a “Moving Coup” in progress by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, The Radical Media Establishment, and the Dishonest D-RAT Party.
Gary wins an Official Whistleblower 2024 Campaign Counter, Membership in the newly formed C.O.A.S.T. /TEA Party Organization To Help Over-taxed Payers fight their Ditzy-D-RAT Jacked-Up Property Tax Valuations, and a virtual front-row seat at The Ohio Second Congressional District Upcoming Wenstrup Wannabee Debate.
His Winning Entry Is:
Will We Ever See The Trumpster’s Plan B?
Missing evidence was a big mystery
D-RATS lied and they cheated
By RINOs Trump was maltreated
And his second term dream became History
And Perturbed in Park Hills Says
Will We Ever See The Trumpster’s Plan B?
Will it be an “arrest the traitors” spree?
We’re all sitting on the edge of our seats:
Is it popcorn time, or tanks in the streets?
Why is our Capital locked down with troops?
Preparing for virtual left-wing groups?
Why would leftists protest their Joke Biden?
Will they now accuse him of backslidin’?
Not radical enough for Antifa?
Do they claim Joke’s got Marxist amnesia?
If this is Trump’s three-dimensional chess
Let me just say that I’m feeling the stress.
If the steal goes ahead, then so be it
I need major closure to all this shit.
We peons don’t know where the hell to turn:
Reading tea leaves? Other ways to discern?
I don’t want to be a psyop sucker:
Don’t even know if I can trust Tucker!
If we’re no longer the land of the free
Does that mean we all have to learn Chinee?
The First Line Of Next Week’s Limerick Contest Is:
“When you’re Twitter banned like old Mike Lindell”