TODAY IS
SATURDAY, APRIL 29, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-TWENTY-NINTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE ANDERSON APOCALYPSE DIDN’T HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE FIGURING OUT WHICH REAL SCHOOL DISTRICT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
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This week, everybody who realizes the whole public edumacation scam is just pissing away over-taxed payers’ money down a rat hole, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is frequent Forrest Gump Schools critic Rod Sparechild, who says dumbed-down voters were really stupid to pass the last Forrest Gump school tax hike, but he’s sure property-owning residents would feel even stupider if their fellow dumbed-down voters did the same thing next Tuesday on Dumbed-Down Voters Day.
Rod wins a left-over backpack (made by the church ladies for all those impoverished students in the Forrest Gump School District), a peanut-free lunch in any Forrest Gump School cafeteria, and last but certainly not least, all those School Board Members’ cell phone numbers so Rod can call them at three in the morning with all of his good suggestions, since they probably won’t mind being called at that hour when they’re always woke.
His winning limerick is:
This Year On Dumbed-Down Voters Day
Every uninformed voter will have his say,
Before Morons and Imbeciles are through
Idiots will vote for higher taxes too
So we’ll all have a large new tax to pay.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“ Here’s How To Have Fun On Cinco De Mayo ”
AMERICAN EDUCATION HOT LINE
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Some humorous education items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally humorous education subscribers.
Whistleblower Education Video For Today
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
