Daily Archives: April 30, 2023

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

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TODAY IS
SATURDAY, APRIL 29, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-TWENTY-NINTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE ANDERSON APOCALYPSE DIDN’T HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE FIGURING OUT WHICH REAL SCHOOL DISTRICT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
LIMERICK

More Fool$ For $kool$

This week, everybody who realizes the whole public edumacation scam is just pissing away over-taxed payers’ money down a rat hole, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is frequent Forrest Gump Schools critic Rod Sparechild, who says dumbed-down voters were really stupid to pass the last Forrest Gump school tax hike, but he’s sure property-owning residents would feel even stupider if their fellow dumbed-down voters did the same thing next Tuesday on Dumbed-Down Voters Day.

Rod wins a left-over backpack (made by the church ladies for all those impoverished students in the Forrest Gump School District), a peanut-free lunch in any Forrest Gump School cafeteria, and last but certainly not least, all those School Board Members’ cell phone numbers so Rod can call them at three in the morning with all of his good suggestions, since they probably won’t mind being called at that hour when they’re always woke.

His winning limerick is:

This Year On Dumbed-Down Voters Day

Every uninformed voter will have his say,

Before Morons and Imbeciles are through

Idiots will vote for higher taxes too

So we’ll all have a large new tax to pay.

 

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“ Here’s How To Have Fun On Cinco De Mayo ”

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Whistleblower Education Video For Today

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