TODAY IS
SATURDAY, MARCH 11, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER SEES HISTORICAL HUMOR IN THIS WHOLE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME THINGAMAJIG
It’s Almost Daylight Saving Time, Everybody!
IT’S ABOUT TIME TO SPRING FORWARD: Now where’d we put those damn instructions for changing the time on our new digital watch and the dashboard clock in our cars?
Our Quote for Today Committee likes Gary Shandling’s “I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was on the night the clocks are set ahead.”
But actually, as confusing as the reasons for Daylight Savings Time might be, you shouldn’t forget Yogi Berra’s scientific explanation: “It gets late earlier out there.”
Now We Can All Stay Busy Watching Our Classic Daylight Saving Time Videos
From The Whistleblower Archives
Previous “Daylight Saving Time” E-ditions