TODAY IS
SATURDAY, MARCH 11, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER REMEMBERS WHEN SAYERS TOLD THE SOOTHBeware The Ides Of Trump

It’s Almost Ides, Everybody! On Wednesday, all of you Backstabbers will finally get some of the recognition you totally deserve. Hurley the Historian says Wednesday will be the historic date (March 15, 44 BCE) when Roman Emperor Julius Caesar ignored his soothsayer’s words of warning and went to work that day anyway, whereupon Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed him in the back, and the front, and just about every other place on his body. That’s why The Blower warned Trump not to go near the Senate this week. Rob Portman, Bitch McConnell, and 18 other Sniveling Senate RINOs had a lean and hungry look.

“We’d be really surprised if Obama wins The Blower’s Political Backstabber of the Year Award again,” say all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Second Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, then gave Obama a Third Term By A Real Lack Of Election Integrity For Joke Biden*, and get all of their “fake news” from News Liars at The Destroy Trump Media, like the ones on Channels 5, 9, 12, 19, Spectrum, and don’t forget our Feckless Fishwrappers.