TODAY IS
MONDAY, JULY 18, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED AND FORTY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YOU CAN’T BE A CANDIDATE WITHOUT A SUPER COOL WEBSITE
Today at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why we haven’t seen any news coverage of any actual campaigning in Ohio State Representative District 27 going on for the Ohio Primary Elections Part Deux before August 2 in only 15 more days.
“That’s easy,” Kane explained. “The Local Press is so busy slamming “Mean Jean” Schmidt right next door in District 65 in Clermont County not supporting their Demo-Media Party’s Radical Leftist Baby Killing Ideas, they don’t have any time for real reporting. That’s why yesterday, The Blower told Forest Hills School District Graduates how to find the names of their District 27 Republican Candidates.”
That’s why today we’re showing people how to find out something about those candidates’ claims on their websites, because as everybody knows, you can’t run for public office without a SUPER COOL website, in alphabetical order
Tune in tomorrow and we’ll show you how to find out something about the candidates from their websites.