TODAY IS
SATURDAY, MARCH 12, 2022
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND TUESDAY IS “POLITICAL BACKSTABBERS DAY”

What Saith, Soothsayer?

            This week, everybody who plans to attend the Whistleblower’s big “Political Backstabbers Day” celebration on the “Ides of March” to commemorate the date Julius Caesar got stabbed 137 times in the back at a toga party, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

            The winner is our Anonymous Backstabber at the courthouse, who says “It’s always more fun stabbing somebody in the back when they don’t know who you are.”  

            Anonymous wins rear-view glasses so he can watch his own back, a K-tel knife sharpener, and his immediate induction into the Backstabbing Politicians Hall of Fame. His winning limerick is:

Celebrating Political Backstabbing Day.”
After the voters have all had their say.
To all their chagrin
Whoever gets in
The bronze gods will have feet of clay.

Tomas de Torquemada Writes
Celebrating Political Backstabbers Day,
The RINO Never-Trumpers continue to bray.

Close to home, Clueless Kasich, a mouth stuffed with food,
Whose credibility long ago came unglued.

Rob Portman can’t decide if he’s coming or going:
What waffling hot air he’s perpetually blowing!

Then there’s Mitt Romney, a perennial loser:
His big achievement is to be an accuser.

“Still dead” McCain and Flake, from the great State of A,
Had their heads up their asses in a very big way.

Bush 41 even voted for Hillary;
God read his lips – now he’s stuck in a pillory.

But the Brutus with the most dangerous knife,
The RINO who’s caused the most perfidious strife,

Is Paul Ryan from Somalia-Minnesota,
Whose red blood cell count contains not one iota

Of love for his country. To paraphrase Ron Paul,
He sold out his soul for a bountiful windfall.

So let’s wrap all these clowns in one giant toga,

Pack them all in an over-sized Conestoga,

And push them over a steep cliff where they belong.
On the way down they’ll sing Soros’ siren song:
“Bend over, USA, while I give you the schlong.”

And from the Anderson Laureate (who always says, (After you.”):
Celebrating Political Backstabbing Day
When Brutus took Caesar away
Treachery never abates
It’s just new victims, new dates
For a politician, it’s whatever makes hay.

We could talk about Ron Paul and McCain
And Lindsay of South Carolina fame
But when push comes to shove
There’s only one thing politicos love
Making a profit on someone else’s pain.

But if you really want to know about today
Just ask Obama’s spokesman named Jay
He deserves an award
For being the most cardboard
He’s a butt-kisser, that’s all I can say.

Two Years Ago, Perturbed In Park Hills Closed With
Celebrating Political Backstabbers Day,
Here’s a toast to the RINOs rolling in the hay

Will the infanticide, open borders D-RATS –
A pathetic collection of Communist bats.

Upon true Americans, there’s no bigger stain
Then the likes of Mitt Romney, Kasich, and McCain.

Since McCain is still dead and Kasich retired,
That leaves Mitt Romney next in line to be fired.

His Liberty Score is just 56 percent:
He long ago flunked out of “advise and consent.”

To him I raise a flask of Antifa urine;
I’d vote to deport him and make him Honduran.

Down there he can vote against Trump all day long
While intoning his bogus morality song.

We have no use for cream-puff stooges of the left
Whose open manifesto is liberty’s theft.

 

But Last Year…

Celebrating Political Backstabbers Day:
Sharpening of knives – a victim to fillet.

The Ides of Treason spelled the end of J. Caesar
And put his kingly ambitions in the freezer.

They lured him to the gladiator arena,
But this was no cozy day at the cantina.

Senators grabbed his toga and started stabbing:

It was no mere COVID vaccine they were jabbing.

Funny how Senators repeated history:
They betrayed Trump with their RINO consistory.

McConnell, Romney, Murkowski, Portman, Collins –
To name a few – they stand with the Guatemalans

And other riff-raff from the shit-holes to the south.
Don’t believe a word that comes from a RINO mouth.

They’re in the same league as Biden* – USA last;
Their patriotism is a thing of the past.

With Chicom slush funds/poontang at their disposal;
They were always ready to sign a proposal

That would send the Trumpster back to Mar-a-Lago.
They’re just as villainous as Shakespeare’s Iago.

And This Year…
Celebrating Political Backstabbers Day?
It’s always best to go the ad hominem way.
For Marxists and liberals who don’t know Latin,
That means you insult backstabbers ’til you flatten
Their bloated egos and their wallets open wide,
Hungry for slant-eyed cash they will instantly hide.
Who’s the latest RINO to join this sleazy crew?
Why, it’s AG Bill Barr, whose true colors are blue!
“The election fraud is bullshit!” says this sad clown,
As his backstabbing continues to double down
On his betrayal of Trump. “You haven’t got proof!”
And D-RATS might impeach me if I tell the troof!”
This Beltway Tweedle-dumb also sat on Biden –
Hunter, that is, whose cash the “Big Guy” was hidin’.
The Beltway says “Gotta look out for Number One!”
Their treasonous perfidy is second to none.
The Trumpster could well exclaim, “Et tu, William Barr?”
While Barr’s phony book makes him a media star.
On March 15th the Roman omens were flying;
Thanks to Barr, we have a Republic that’s dying.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“This year on BB&BJ Day”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Republicans in Name Only (RINOs).

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