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HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says it’s really hard to believe it’s been sixteen years since America was attacked on September 11, 2001. It’s even harder to believe those Radical Islamic Terrorists haven’t succeeded in attacking us here more often, especially during the Obama Administration.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Disingenuous DemocRAT Ex-U.S. Senate Leader Harry Reid for “Obama knows how to destroy Terrorists.”
OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose “Oliver North’s “Airstrikes not a strategy for a sophisticated, better-funded new breed of terrorist like ISIS.
OBAMA’S CLUELESS SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY still says “ISIS’ Hateful Ideology Has Nothing To Do With Islam.”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says tomorrow marks the 16th anniversary of the Radical Islamic Terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001, that killed 3,000 Americans and injured another 6,000. But a sizable number of Americans feel their fellow countrymen have forgotten the horrors of that day.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER wonders if that story was true about something being unlawfully buried on the Anderson High School campus.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDY FURBALL says “You think all those Disgraceful Millionaire Players not standing for the National Anthem isn’t some serious shit for the NFL?”
MORE PUTRID POETRY: This weekend before the anniversary of 9/11 is the “Days of Prayer and Remembrance,” and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Homeland Insecurity
Homeland Security
Has become a farce.
Obama told Arizona, “Stick it up your arse.”
He’s put us deep in debt.
Holder is stonewalling
Obama says, “That’s swelling.”
Who sold guns to the Mexicans?
The Dems will never tell.
IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “THE RIGHT TO LIE” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about how every politician in America is now celebrating how quickly Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
THIS WEEK, OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER says this week they were showing re-runs of left-wing late night comedians, but last year at this time even before he was elected, they were really already working fake news into their nightly Trump Bashing.
JIMMY FALLON SAID: Congressional leaders are still upset with President Trump’s decision on the DACA immigration plan. They called it “brainless,” “heartless,” and “cowardly.” All Trump needs are some ruby slippers, and he’s off to see the wizard!
JAMES CORDEN SAID: We have some surprising news out of the White House. Because yesterday, Democrats proposed something to Donald Trump, and — you’re not going to believe this — he actually agreed with them. Donald Trump went against his own party and sided with Democrats in a deal to raise the debt ceiling. And because it’s Trump, the debt ceiling will not only be raised, it will also be covered in gold leaf. And feature a tasteless painting of Donald Trump holding a sword and riding a lion.
SETH MEYERS Said: President Trump tweeted this morning quote, “For all of those (DACA) that are concerned about your status during the six-month period, you have nothing to worry about — no action!” Incidentally, “no Action” was also part of Donald and Melania’s marriage contract.
AND STEVEN COLBERT gave Trump a Nazi Salute over Charlottesville.
OBVIOUSLY, THERE’S STILL WE’RE STILL TOO MUCH LEFT-WING HATE SPEECH COMING FROM OUR SO-CALLED LATE-NIGHT COMEDIANS
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LIBERAL LUNACY: LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy, #261 is to say to a Liberal, “You remember the Reagan era when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, during our eight years of Obama Oppression, there was no hope and no cash.
JOHN GALT says, “Happiness is possible only to a rational man, the man who desires nothing but rational goals, seeks nothing but rational values, and finds his joy in nothing but rational actions.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says Congress returned to Washington this week with a very full plate. Between now and the end of the year, we count nearly a dozen hard deadlines of September 30 that Congress faces in passing important legislation, including many issues that could affect financial markets.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others, and the Cincinnati Art Museum, located in scenic Eden Park, features FREE Parking and FREE General Admission to view an unparalleled art collection of more than 67,000 works spanning 6,000 years. In addition to displaying its own broad collection, the Art Museum also hosts several national and international traveling exhibitions each year. The recently opened Rosenthal Education Center offers an immersive, hands-on experience for families
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about how every politician in America is now celebrating because Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns.
Finney says, “The ruling will save over-taxed payers money, because this is 90% of what the Ohio Elections Commission does. They’ll soon be out of business.”
And Finney ought to know, because how many times did Finney file complaints against “Mean Jean” Schmidt with the same Ohio Elections Commission when that Lying Bitch failed to tell the Truth about one of Finney’s clients?
“What else would you expect from the same Liberal Whacko Judge who ruled in favor of Same-Sex Marriage?” Kane asked.
Black’s ruling was “The answer to false statements in politics is not to force silence (by forbidding lies) but to encourage truthful speech in response, and to let the voters, not the Government, decide what the political truth is.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Tracy Winkler, whose picture still comes up every time we Google “Hamilton County Clerk of Courts.” No kidding!
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (SEPTEMBER 11) The Blower would’ve been observing “Patriot Day 2017” whether or not President Trump had proclaimed it.
TUESDAY (SEPTEMBER 12) we’ll figure out how many people forgot Monday was 9/11, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” might turn out to be a real rant.
WEDNESDAY (SEPTEMBER 13) we’ll be figuring out the demographics of all those looters who’ve been arrested in Florida during Hurricane Irma.
THURSDAY (SEPTEMBER 14) we’ll be checking to see if Hurricane Irma has reached all the way up to Florence Y’all?
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (SEPTEMBER 15) Limerick is “It’s time once again for Oktoberfest.”
AND SATURDAY (SEPTEMBER 16) we’ll be getting ready to celebrate “Constitution Day” on Sunday to commemorate the date the Constitution of the United States of America was actually signed. Disingenuous DemocRATS usually celebrate “Constitution Day” on September 18, the date they first tried to change it.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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Today from the archives of award-winning photo illustrator Artis Conception, we see the way it really was sixteen years ago tomorrow.
…and how Kneepad Liberals are still trying to make it appear.
TODAY’S WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO
With the Politically Correct NFL continuing to allow their players to disrespect the National Anthem, The Blower remembers last year when the University of Tennessee took on Virginia Tech Saturday night in the second week of college football for the Battle at Bristol. Before a ball was even kicked, Jennifer Nettles started the game off right by delivering a version of the National Anthem that left everyone with chills.
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