TODAY IS
SUNDAY, MARCH 08, 2020
AND THE WHISTLEBOWER TRAVEL BUREAU IS NOT RECOMMENDING CRUISES THIS SPRING
On Trump’s 1143rd Day In Office, With Still None Of Obama’s Political Perps In The Slammer
This Sunday in America… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to ask for God’s help to make sure only voters who are actually smart enough to vote show up at the polls a week from Tuesday.
It will be bad enough in 239 more days at next year’s 2020 Elections when all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, stand in line to vote for more FREE stuff, on March 15 we have our Primary Elections to determine which candidates will be running in the November Elections, and it would truly be best for society if only people who really knew what they were voting for or against actually showed up at their local polling places to vote. 
Not to worry, this year there are lots of folks eager to educate our all of our dumbed-down voters. They even have “Voter Guides” to tell you which candidate to vote for. The Feckless Fishwrappers have a voter guide. They call it their “List of Endorsements.” The Hamilton County RINO Party’s voter guide includes “Sample Ballots.” The Citizens for Community Values Voter Guide tells you who all the gay and lesbian candidates are. The League of Women Vipers Voter Guide lists all Disguised D-RATS as “independents,” and the Independents Voter Guide tells you to drive to Independence Kentucky to cast your ballot. Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky.com won’t have much information about where the candidates stand on the issues today, since the KY Primary isn’t until May 19. You’ll have to go to StupidVoter.com for that. The Blower had a Conservative Voter Guide in 2018. For sure, we’ll have to come up with one for the 2020 Elections.
Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says with The Growth and Opportunity PAC has spent more than $250,000 on negative TV ads in the Cincinnati market, according to a Fishwrap analysis of Federal Communications Commission records. The group is a federal super PAC that can raise and spend unlimited amounts of money – as long as it doesn’t coordinate with a candidate or candidate’s campaign. Curiously, in the 65th District, where “Mean Jean” Schmidt (shown here with her mentor in Congress whom she replaced) is facing political newcomers Joe Dills and Dillon Blevins, the Disgraced Former Congresswoman who got sent packing in 2012, now claims to know “nothing” about those scurrilous ads.
Kasich probably wasn’t able to count on much support from Conservatives in Ohio in 2016. But the New York Times endorsed him. Then The Fishwrap endorsed him. Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting For Same Sex Marriage” Portman endorsed him. And this weekend, only a few days before the Primary Election, Disgraced and Reviled Former Speaker John Boehner endorsed him. How many Kisses of Death can one Candidate endure?