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Tonight’s “Debate Update” E-dition

TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JULY 31, 2019
Trump’s 922nd Day In Office

Top Ten List
Tonight It’s the Top Ten Reasons That 2020 D-RAT Socialist Debate Part Deux Doesn’t Mean Crap

10. They’re not really debates: They’re joint press appearances. Candidates don’t even have to answer the questions. No wonder Lincoln and Douglas keep turning in their graves.

9. Candidates don’t even have to tell the truth: Just like in their campaign ads. This week we’re still trying to count up all of Obama’s lies.

8. You’ll never know when somebody’s giving you the wrong answer: They should use a buzzer, like on a quiz show.

7. There’s no real follow-up: Imagine a trial where the defendant gets to say “I’m innocent,” and there’s no cross-examination.

6. Nobody’s really watching: With all that media hype, audiences should be even bigger than for the Super Bowl.

5. Those who are watching already have their minds made up: Folks seem surprised when debates don’t seem to change many minds.

4. Guys asking the questions aren’t really objective: TV commentators are being paid by the same big corporations that give all that money to presidential candidates.

3. There’s no way to determine the real winner: Americans love the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. They need to see gold medal ceremonies or a victory celebration at the end of the game. Imagine after the World Series if they had to take polls and get spin doctors, paid pundits, and representatives of both teams to tell you which team won.

2. What in hell is an “undecided” voter anyway: Where do they find those morons? Are they ignorant, apathetic, or both?

…And The Number One Reason Tonight’s 2020 D-RAT Socialist Debate Part Deux Doesn’t Mean Crap Is…            No Urine Tests!

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That’s because we’ve just experienced Trump’s Mid-Term Elections (a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), and Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

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