TODAY IS
THURSDAY, JULY 18, 2019
Trump’s 909th Day In Office

Still Trying To Figure Out What’s Taking So Long

This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what’s been biggest disappointment for Hillary Bashers during the Age of Trump. 

“That’s easy,” Kane explained. “We the Deplorables have been waiting ever since the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland when New Jersey Governor Chris Christie auditioned for the job of Attorney General in the Trump Administration by asking the crowd to reply ‘guilt’ or ‘not guilt’ while he talked about Hillary Clinton’s character, judgment, and trustworthiness.”

“Is she guilty or not guilty?” Christie asked after every charge he laid before the crowd. Let’s watch.

Ever Since, This Is What We’ve Been Waiting To See.