TODAY IS
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 2019
Trump’s 767th Day In Office
Trying Not to Be Ashamed of Being Caucasian
At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about all the Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month Hype, and here’s what our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher replied:
Let’s see: there are African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans, Arab-Americans, Native-Americans, etc. And for some of us, there are just plain Americans.
A white person on the street can be called “White boy,” “Cracker,” “Honkey,” “Whitey,” or “Caveman.” And that’s supposed to be OK. But if you call somebody “Nigger,” “Kike,” “Towel head,” “Sand-nigger,” “Camel Jockey,” “Beaner,” “Gook,” or “Chink,” they get to call you a racist.
Black people claim that white people commit a lot of violence against black people, so why are the inner-city ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
Liberals have the United Negro College Fund. They have Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. They have Black History Month. They have Cesar Chavez Day. They Have Yom Hashanah. They have Ma’uled Al-Nabi. They have the NAALCP. They have BET. But if white people had WET (White Entertainment Television), they’d be racists. If white people had a White Pride Day, Liberals would call them racists. If white people had White History Month, they’d be racists. If white people had any organization for only whites to “advance” THEIR lives, they’d be racists.
There’s a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, a Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, and then we have just the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that?
If white people had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know they’d be called racists. There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the United States, yet if there were a single “White College,” THAT would be the racist college.
In the Million Man March, black people claimed they were marching for their race and rights. If white people marched for their race and rights, you would call them racists.
Minorities are proud to be black, brown, yellow, and orange, and they’re not afraid to announce it. But when white people even admit they’re white, somebody will always call them racist.
Black people can rob white people, carjack them, shoot at them, or even kill them. But, if a white police officer were to shoot a black gang member or beat up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, Kneepad Liberals in the Press would call him a racist.
Whenever a white person failed to cut our Obama-messiah some slack (because he’s half-black), Liberal bloggers would stop whacking off in their mothers’ basements long enough to label that white person a racist.
The Blower says everybody (regardless of race, creed, color, nationality, political standing, or personal background) should have the right to be proud of himself. So where is it written that only white people can be racists?
But if you want to hear some real racist rhetoric, we remember SMLP Smithermouth’s rant at the National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People (NAALCP) meeting? Smithermouth “stirred up the crowd” by playing a tape about Cincinnati’s Dark-skinned DemocrAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s hiring a white man. How dare Mallory do such a thing! Doesn’t he know all white people are shiftless and lazy? You can tell by the color of their skin that they’re just no good. They smell funny too! They should send them all back to Europe! How was the NAALCP under Smithermouth different than the KKK?
Is it just us, or are racial racketeers at the NAALCP the only people who forgot what a great Republican like Martin Luther King, Jr. said about not judging individuals based on the color of their skin?
And it’s not as if The Blower is the only one criticizing our SMLP. Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes with Hate” 
Livingston said rendering Cincinnati’s government totally dysfunctional was exactly what COAST’s Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney and Smithermouth were trying to accomplish with their ridiculous charter amendments.
And how about Smithermouth’s racist efforts to award more Failed Cincinnati Public Schools projects to minority contractors? Here is a job. Here are the specs for the job. Submit a bid for the job. The job goes to the lowest bidder. It is the KISS theory. Keep It Simple, Stupid!
The Blower agrees if the African-American contractor wants the job, he should try bidding lower or providing a service that cannot be matched. Awarding a job based on color is called racism.
Are Kroger Supermarkets still trying to peddle all that leftover Obama crap in their stores? One Looney Liberal e-mailed us to suggest Kroger should pack them up all that crap and donate it to The Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center so they can sell it and use the proceeds to open a new account for their Building Repair/Move the Front Door Fund.
Is an “Inclusion Czar” for the City of Cincinnati (proposed by P.G. Sitt-n-Spin and African-American Chamber of Commerce CEO Sean Rugless) still not an idea long overdue?
Is Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley continuing to defend dark-skinned deadbeat Mahogany’s owner Liz Rogers only because it’s still Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month?
Maybe that’s why it has always been said of Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, that he knew how to keep Black History Month well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.
And you’re still wondering if it’s possible for somebody who’s not a “Person of Consequence” to get on the Whistleblower’s e-mail list.
Our Quote for Today comes from British-American financial journalist and author Peter Brimelow, who said, “The modern definition of a ‘racist’ is someone who is winning an argument with a Liberal.”
Has this been the greatest Black History Month or what?! With Obama’s Legacy in Ruins, we’re really amazed they haven’t changed it from “Half-Black History Month” to “Half-Assed Black History Month” in Obama’s Dishonor.
The Blower remembers when President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump hosted a reception at the White House for National African American History Month.
WHY WE’LL ALL REALLY, REALLY MISS BLACK LIVES REALLY, REALLY MATTER HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE
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Some multi-cultural items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally multi-cultural contributors, but we could always use more.
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