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MONDAY, JANUARY 14, 2019
Trump’s 724st Day In Office

Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio’s Outgoing Delusional Republican Governor John Kasich has signed with a top Hollywood talent agency.

United Talent Agency (UTA) announced it had signed Kasich, who’s considering a 2020 President of New Hampshire bid, as one of its clients today — the same day that the Republican governor will be replaced by Mike DeWhine.

UTA said in a statement that it “will help [Kasich] navigate the next phase of his career,” planning to try to get Kasich millions of dollars’ worth of free publicity as a Pizza spokesman on an upcoming award-winning Superbowl commercial. No kidding!

Some of those scenes might even include: