— Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda —
FRIDAY, JANUARY 04, 2019
(Tonight, It’s The Top Ten Ways You Know Inmates Have Taken Over The Asylum At The Most Dysfunctional House Of Representatives In History)
(During The Trump Administration)
“A More Fun Intelligence Briefing”
(For Presidents Who Don’t Like Boring Intelligence Briefings)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(One More 2018 Year-End Review)
THURSDAY, JANUARY 03, 2019
(Is a New Year’s Resolution the same as a “Political Promise?”) 
(Statistics Show People Who Have The Most Live The Longest)
(Except When Spoken By Politicians)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Flashback: ABC Cheered Pelosi ‘Taking Care of the Children & Country’)
(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Juanito Rameriz)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #713 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See Our Disingenuous D-RATS In The House Waste Time and Overtaxed Payers Money Whining About Impeaching Trump, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 02, 2019
“Resolutions and Restitutions”
(The Lifespan Of The Average New Year’s Resolution Is About Three Minutes!)
(Happy Birthday, Millard!)
(Harvard Decries ‘Destructive’ New Trump Admin Policy)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #32, Published January 8, 1991)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #712 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See What Happens At This Afternoon’s Border Security Briefing In The Situation Rooms At The White House This Afternoon, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)
TUESDAY, JANUARY 01, 2019
(Waiting To See Who Won Trump’s “King of Fake News” Contest)
(From the Scene of the Crime)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(NYT Hails Obama’s Best-of-2018 List: ‘Out of Office but Still in Step’)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, On Day #711 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Rooting For Schumer’s Shutdown Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2018
Last-Minute “Before The End Of The Year” E-dition
(Not A Fund-Raising E-Mail)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #710 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If There Is Still Time To Accomplish Anything Worthwhile Today, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2018
(Start By Just Saying “No” to New Year’s Resolutions)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
(Today We’re “Praying for More P-Words” ) 
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2018
(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)
(Not Written By Jeff Foxworthy)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(MSNBC Ignores Cop Allegedly Murdered by Illegal Immigrant)
(“So Now You Know” by James Jay Schifrin)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
This Morning, On Day #708 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Says Trump Should Keep The Government Shut Down Until Congress Gives The American People What They Voted For, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2018
(SCHUMER SHUTDOWN UPDATE )
“Fake News Update”
(“King of Fake News” Contest)
(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)
(Trying To See If There’s A Pattern)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Year-End Wussie Bashing)
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2018
(It Was Our Trumpiest Year Ever)
“Avoiding Holiday Depressions”
(Laughing At Other People’s Pain)
(Let’s Take Back All Those Crappy Presents For A Refund)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(WashPost Stealth Edits Item Attacking Trump After WSJ Calls Them Out)
(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Little Mikey Brown)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #706 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Has Not Been Inconvenienced By The So-Called Government Shutdown, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2018
Annual “Cinci-Kwanzaabration” E-dition
(It Wouldn’t Be Politically Correct To Make Kwanzaa Jokes Today!)
(Five Most Politically Biased Courses Of 2018)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #31, Published January 1, 1991)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning,On Day #705 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When Members Of Congress Plan To Vote Themselves Another Raise, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2018
(Featuring “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days Of Christmas)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(11 of the Most Outrageous Moments from CNN’s ‘Cuomo Prime Time’ in ’18)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, On Day #704 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why Members of Congress Still Get Paid During Their Government Shutdown, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2018
(Don’t Worry— Congress Will Still Be Paid)
“Christmas Eve Day”
(Happy Humbug, Everybody)
“Political Christmas Cards”
(Paid For By Their Campaigns)
“Christmas Cockle Warming”
(Making You Feel Good All Over)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #703 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Persons Of Consequence Will Know The Government Shutdown Is Over, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2018
(Don’t Worry— Congress Will Still Be Paid!)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
“Making Christmas Great Again”
(Trump Cancels Christmas In Florida To Deal With Shutdown In DC Which Will Continue Until Thursday)
How Many Congressmen Have Left DC For The Holiday?
(Today We’re Praying For Politics-Free Bible Stories) 
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2018
“Dreaming Of A White Lives Matter Christmas”
(Just Like The Ones We Used To Know)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Nets: ‘Chaos’ as We ‘Hurtle Towards a Shutdown’ After Trump ‘Torpedo’)
(“Another Exclusive” by James Jay Schifrin)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
This Morning, On Day #701 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Says Trump Should Keep The Government Shut Down Until Congress Gives The American People What They Voted For, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2018
“2018 Government Shutdown Update”
(Best Christmas Ever)
“World Orgasm for Peace Day”
(Checking the O-Meter)
“Winter Solstice Celebration”
(So we said to the Pagan, “That’s funny, you don’t look Druish!”)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Doubters and Disbelievers)
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2018
“Just Another Republican Cave In”
(America’s Sell-Out Is Complete)
“Gingerbread Men Castration Update”
(Political Correctness Targets Cookies)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Oopsy! CNN ‘Journalist of the Year’ Exposed as Fake News Specialist)
(Pictures of Patriotic Pooches)
(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Bobby Blevins)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #699 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching RINOs Getting Ready To Cave-In One More Time, This Time On Trump’s Border Wall Funding, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2018
“Passing The Tax Cuts And Jobs Act”
(It Was Just In Time For Christmas)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(When There Were Only 31 More Days Until The Trumpster’s Inauguration)
(We Really Love Telling This Story)
(Do You Think Today’s TEA Party Members Will Even Remember?)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #30, Published December 18, 1990)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“ConservativeCartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #698 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering About The Latest On The Border Funding Crisis, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2018
(It’s Beginning To Look Like A Trump Christmas)
(WSU Stocks Men’s Bathrooms With FREE Menstrual Products)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(CNN Guest: Trump Scandal ‘Probably Worse Than Watergate”)
“Why Santa Is So Jolly” E-dition
(Because He Knows Where All the Naughty Girls Live)
“Political Posters”
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, On Day #690 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See What Happens With His Border Wall Battle With Disingenuous D-RATS Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2018
(More Border Bickering) 
“Crappy Holiday Office Party”
(What Happens Under The Mistletoe Stays Under The Mistletoe)
“Keeping Christmas Merry”
(By Banning Politics At The Dinner Table)
“More Stocking Stuffers”
(Every Day Is Christmas For Liberals Looking For More FREE STUFF!)
