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Yes, Virginia… There Are Real Guest Editorials By Bunky Tadwell
Dear Whistleblower:
I am eight years old. Some of my little friends say “There are no Real Guest Editorials By Bunky Tadwell.” Papa says, “If you see it in The Blower, it is so.” Please tell me the truth; are there really Real Guest Editorials By Bunky Tadwell? —Virginia O’Hanlon
Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible to their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole truth and knowledge.
Yes, Virginia, there are Real Guest Editorials By Bunky Tadwell. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Real Guest Editorials By Bunky Tadwell. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Real Guest Editorials By Bunky Tadwell! You might as well not believe in Political Punditry. You might get your papa to hire men to watch all the newsrooms at deadline to catch Bunky Tadwell writing Real Guest Editorials, but even if you did not see Bunky Tadwell writing Real Guest Editorials, what would that prove? Nobody sees Bunky Tadwell writing Real Guest Editorials, but that is no sign that Bunky Tadwell is not writing Real Guest Editorials. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing at a gay bar? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding
No Real Guest Editorials By Bunky Tadwell! Thank God! Real Guest Editorials By Bunky Tadwell live and will live forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, Bunky Tadwell will continue to make glad the heart of Real Guest Editorials in The Blower.
