TODAY IS
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2018
Trump’s 675th Day In Office

And Give Those Protesters A Real “Whiff From Hell”

At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why our Commander In Chief had to defend U.S. Border Patrol authorities using tear gas to repel that Malignant Mob of Future DemocRAT Voters who’d rushed toward the border on Sunday afternoon.

Some of the Malicious Migrants using women and children as human shields (a common Leftist Tactic) were videotaped throwing projectiles across the port of entry in San Ysidro, Calif., while others apparently tried to breach fencing. Inbound and outbound traffic there was locked down for approximately six hours in response.

“They had to use it, Trump said. “They were being rushed by some very tough people, and so they used tear gas. Here’s the bottom line: No one’s coming into our country unless they come in legally.”

Deranged DemocRATS like Maryland Senator Ben Cardin claims Trump is causing Illegal Immigrants to break the law. Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz says Trump is violating international agreements by using “chemical weapons” on Illegal Immigrants, and Congressman Elijah Cummings (Lord save us from the new incoming head of House Oversight Committee) told CNN’S Chuck Todd Trump is required by law to let Migrant Caravans in. Meanwhile, FAKE NEWS MSNBC merely claims Trump is trying to foment Border Violence and Virtue Signaling Leftist Elites accuse We the Deplorables of war crimes and moral atrocities for not calling for Open Borders and blaming Trump for all their Caravan Chaos.

On October 29, Whistleblower War Hero Ollie Hackworth said the Trumpster should make sure “Mad Dog” Mattis included that ingenious Israeli crowd control method “The Skunk,” Kane explained. “It’s non-toxic, non-lethal, but very effective. What the heck, most of those protesters already smell pretty bad anyway!”

What is Skunk Water?

And for those who want less violent means used in handling protests, this seems to be the perfect fit, because it’s guaranteed to clear an area without the risk of casualties. It’s a riot control weapon that really works. It’s non-toxic, non-lethal, but very effective. No wonder the Palestinians want it banned. They say it makes them feel degraded. The Blower can imagine how long the aroma might last on an unwashed American demonstrator, although with most of those demonstrators, how would you know the difference? 

And on November 3, Kane added, “The American military’s heat ray (or microwave cannon) could be a fun crowd control weapon for Fake News CNN to complain about.” That “Active Denial System” is another non-lethal weapon primarily designed for crowd control. It can beam a high-frequency, man-sized electromagnetic wave 1,000 meters.

No wonder military weapons systems developers have been looking forward to all those Illegal Invaders they can repel on our Southern Border. And when The Trumpster sees which non-lethal crowd control method is most effective, he’ll know the best way to control Disorderly DemocRATS in Congress and Disruptive White House press conferences until his re-election in 708 more days.