Daily Archives: November 23, 2018

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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 
(America’s Worst Holiday)

“Shop Till You Drop” 

(Is Giving “Used Gifts” Still OK During Trump’s Surging Economy?)image004

“No Brawls At The Malls”
(Still Waiting For All Those Brutal Fights To Break Out Across Trump’s America)

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“Busiest Shoplifting Day of the Year” 

(When Will Butterball Be Recalling All Those Tainted Turkeys?)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(The Best Part Of Thanksgiving Day
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2018

“CELEBRATING NACHO DAY”

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Harper’s Bazaar Writer: Become Annoyingly Political at Thanksgiving)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(Remembering that “Special Collection of Thanksgiving Cartoons” following Trump’s 2016 Presidential Campaign to see how many would be relevant today.)

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“Talking Turkeys” 

(Our Time-Honored Tradition Continues)image004

“Turning Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting” 

(Does anybody remember the Pilgrims Story, brought to you by the Whistleblower Players?)

“Turkey Contest Winner” 

(Let’s Get Ready To Gobble!)image005

“Conservative Agenda” 
(Remembering JFK’s Assassination)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Porky Dorkman)

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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 2018

“Politically Incorrect Party Planning”

(Getting Ready To Get Stuffed)image015

“All Black Friday Sales Matter” 

(Are You Sure That’s Not Racist?)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #26, Published November 20, 1990)image006

“Pre-Holiday Un-Productivity” 

(Starting The Weekend Early, Like On Wednesday?)image005

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #670 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Latest FAKE NEWS Coverage of Trump’s Rigged Turkey Pardons, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 2018

“Getting Ready for Thanksgiving” 

(Today Might Be A Pretty Good Day, Unless You’re An Overtaxed Payer Or A Turkey!)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(They Kept Hooking Up After They Broke Up. When Her Friends Found Out, She Accused Him Of Rape.)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Commemorative “Kennedy Assassination” E-dition”

(Too Many People Have Forgotten…)image004

“Tuesday’s Toons

( This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Waiting For The Court-Ordered Temporary Return Of FAKE NEWS CNN’s Rude-And-Obnoxious News Liar Jim Acosta, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(Satirical Web Pages)

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Extension” 

(Your Deadline Is Now Tuesday At 4:00 PM)image005

 “Why We’re Thankful” 
(Today We’re Celebrating The 668th Day “Crooked Hillary” Has Not Been President) 

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Update” 

(You Now Have Only A Few More Hours To Get Your Nominations In)image005

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #668 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If The White House Is Ready For The Court-Ordered Temporary Return Of FAKE NEWS CNN’s Rude-And-Obnoxious News Liar Jim Acosta, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2018

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Pelosi)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Update” 

(You Now Have Less Than A Day To Get Your Nominations In)

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“Gettysburg Address” 

(Wouldn’t it be easier just to say “17325?”)

More “Bill Clinton BJ Jokes”

(Because Some People Might Not Remember!)image008

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2018

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(When Will CNN Stand Up for a Free Press?)

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Deadline Update” 

(E-mail Your Nominations Today!)

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“Patronage County Today” 

(“Turkey Shoot” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Stupid Voter Definition” 
(Trying To Explain Exactly How They Got That Way!

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 
(Acosta Accosted)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Markie Mallory)

“Gettysburg Address” 

(Wouldn’t it be easier just to say “17325?”)

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Deadline Announcement” 
(Sponsored By Dummy’s Restaurant)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(We Still Can’t Stop Gloating
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”
(Some Of Our Usual Local Suspects in The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) More than 28 Years Ago )

“Curmudgeon Classics” 
(Making Faultfinding Great Again)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(MSNBC Flashback: Someone Should ‘SHIT’ in Sarah Palin’s Mouth)

“Obama’s America” 
(Technology + Basic Rudeness = People On Cell Phones Everywhere You Look)image017

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #664 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Watching All The Places D-RATS Are Finding Ballots For Their 2018 Florida Recount, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2018

“Pictorial Political Punditry”

 (Florida Recount Updated)

“Political Paychecks” 

(Trump’s Salary Is Only A Drop In The Bucket)image005

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #25, Published November 13, 1990)image006

“RETARD Alert”

(Know The Signs, Spot The Symptoms, Save A Life)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #663 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Watching How The D-RATS 2018 Florida Recount Is Coming Along, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs”

(Ben Garrison’s GrrrNewsletter)

“Cell Phone Psychosis” 

(As Our Culture Continues To Devolve)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Calif College Wants ‘Progressive Thought Leaders At Every Level Of Gov’t’)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(CNN Gushes Over Pelosi as ‘Original Badass Woman of Washington’)

“Conservative Gloating”

(It’s The Way Real Conservatives Talk)

“Tuesday’s Toons

While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering About The Real Results Of Our 2018 Mid-Term Elections, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(Satirical Web Pages)

“Political Prevaricators”  

(They All Need “Pants-on-Fire” Insurance!)

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“PIST-AWF Disease Update” 

(The Epidemic Will Not Soon Be Ended)

“Veterans Day Memories” 

(War Stories You Hear When Old Soldiers Get Together)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #661 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying The Additional Veterans Day Cartoons We’re Adding To Our Collection, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2018

“Veterans Day Evening” 

(The Grub Crawl Finally Ended)image008

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Trump Taps Acting Attorney General To Lead Justice Department)

“Veterans Day Afternoon”   

(The Grub Crawl Continues)image009

“Veterans Day Morning” 

(Getting Ready To Get Served!)image005

“Veterans Day Cartoons”

(This Morning, While Some Veterans Hereabouts Are Trying To Decide Where To Go For A Free Brunch, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2018

 “Veterans Day Eve” 

(If You Meet A War Protester Tomorrow, It’s OK To Kick Him In The Balls, If He Has Any!) 

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“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Unhinged: CNN’s Cuomo Lectures Voters on Gun Control, Attacks Prayer‘)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“No Explanations” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #659 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Singing “Happy 243rd Birthday” To The Marines, We’re Hoping Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 09, 2018

“Veterans Grub Crawl” 

(Wake Up Hungry Tomorrow)

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“More Media Bashing” 
(Acosta Accosted)

Special “Ejected Endorsements” 
(That Always Make The Endorsers Look Like Losers!)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(This Year On Veterans Day
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 08, 2018

“Real News Gathering” 
(Before There Was FAKE NEWS)

“Good Grammar Alert” 

Have No Fear, The Grammar Police Is Here!

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“Veterans Day NFL Boycott Update” 

(A Good Way To Show Your Patriotism)

“Post-Election Analysis” 

(Will The Last Elected Republican To Leave Hamilton County Turn Out The Lights)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #657 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting For The Scores On Tuesday Night’s American Political IQ Test, Our Conservative Cartoonists Appear To Have Suspended Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 07, 2018

1992 — Twenty-Sixth Anniversary Edition — 2018

(It Looks Like We Haven’t Finished Our Job)

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(Wondered If Obama Will Be Pardoning “Crooked Hillary”)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #75, Published November 5, 1991)image006

“2016 Post Election Day Cartoons”

(More Caustic Cartoon Commentary)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Good News For Political Cartoonists)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #656 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting For All The Finger Pointing To Begin, Our Conservative Cartoonists Appear To Have Suspended Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 07, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs”  
(Reliving The Thrilling Days Of Yesteryear One More Time)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(NYT Sees Racists, Nazis, Conspiracy Theories in the ‘Trump Bubble’)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Waiting For The Marvelous Media Meltdown On Election Night)

“Election Day Cartoons” 
(Something To Look At On Your Cell Phone While You’re Standing In Line Waiting To Vote)

“Tuesday’s Toons
(This Morning, With Only A Few Hours Until The End Of Trump’s Historic Mid-Term Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If American Voters Will Pass Today’s American Political IQ Test, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 05, 2018

Special “Voter Reminder” E-dition

(Waiting For The Whistleblower’s Prediction)

“Monday Message” 

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Special “Voter Enthusiasm” 

(Waiting To See If Enough “Angry People” Show Up At The Polls)

 “Indecision 2018” 

 

(Our Long Noxious Nightmare For Trump’s Mid-Terms Is Almost Over!)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(And Only Two More Days Till The Post- Election Chaos)

Cincy Dave’s Prediction: Hillary 323, Trump 215.

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, With Only One More Day Till Trump’s Mid-Term Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Checking Out The Citizen Action USA Voter Guide, Our Conservative Cartoonists Appear To Have Suspended Their Caustic Commentary.)