TODAY IS
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2018
Trump’s 661st Day In Office

Leftists Appear To Have Been Particularly Susceptible

This morning in the Whistleblower Newswire Newsroom, we got an advisory from the Center for Disease Control that no known cure has yet been found for people all across the United States who’ve been diagnosed with an acute case of Political Identity Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF).

For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a disease that is deemed to be widespread and highly contagious.

Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:

SEVERE PAIN OF THE SCALP from pulling your own hair while viewing Trump continuing to succeed  making America Great Again.

LOOSE BOWELS from swallowing the fact dumbed-down voters had not been able to elect Crooked Hillary to administer Obama’s Third Term.

DIFFICULTIES THINKING COHERENTLY from watching the lack of success of Nightly Network News Lies and Fake News by the Radical Leftist Propaganda Media Establishment by all those DemocRAT-Colluding Talking Heads and their Trump-Bashing Guests like Ohio’s Delusional RINO Governor John Kasich on all of those Unfairly Balanced, Totally Discredited, DemocRAT Colluding Sunday TV Talk Shows.

EXTREME DEPRESSION due to success of the NFL Boycotts.

AND HALLUCINATIONS, making you feel, see, and hear things that aren’t really there, like serious efforts to impeach President Trump in Congress and the DNC Chair’s Refusal to back that Liberal Billionaire’s Trump Impeachment Campaign.

Unfortunately, a cure for Political Identity Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF) will probably not be found anytime soon, since there are still 1,085 more days until Trump’s Re-election in 2020, and another four years after that.