TODAY IS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 02, 2018
Trump’s 651st Day In Office
Elections Rejections
This week, everybody who can hardly wait for next Tuesday’s crappy elections to be over so the 2020 Elections can officially begin, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Card-Carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who wonders why some people in Ohio, who said they wanted want less government, voted to send even more money to local governments and tax themselves even more!
Gary wins an Official Whistleblower 2020 Trump Re-election Campaign Countdown Clock, a commemorative “Save Us, Alex” bumper sticker, and some leftovers from the losers’ election night parties.
This year when the Elections are done
We won’t yet be having much fun.
If Crooked Hillary’s rigged election gets out
And the Liberals still pout
All our fun will not yet have even begun.
Perturbed in Park Hills submitted
This year when the Elections are done
“We the people” will once again stun
The three pillars of lies, violence, and evil
As we undertake our American retrieval.
Damn, what an immense amount of fun!
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):
This year when the Elections are done
I’ll be sad ’cause it’s been so much fun
Tim Burka’s laughing and smirking
Alex’s BS still isn’t working
Why couldn’t he find someone like Lincoln to run?
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“This year on Veterans Day”
MORE AWARD WINNING PROSE LATER
Did you ever think Ohio’s Delusional RINO Governor John Kasich had Delusions of Grandeur?
Today’s Whistleblower Video
(Even More Relevant Today Than It Was In 2016)
