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TODAY IS
MONDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2018
Trump’s 632nd Day In Office
If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s Monday Message Might Look Something Like This:
Beto: Big Bucks to “Buy Fucking Shitload of Democracy”
ADOBO CHRONICLES EXCLUSIVE: WE HAVE AN ADVANCED COPY OF VP LENI ROBREDO’S SPEECH FOR THE WASHINGTON, D.C. LEADERSHIP FORUM
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The Wisdom of Ocasio-Cortez; The Sage of the Left
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Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She’s Only Half Lizard Person
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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion
Elizabeth Warren Disappointed After DNA Test Shows Zero Trace Of Presidential Material
Rand Paul ELECTRIFYING Speech at Trump Rally in Richmond Kentucky
Meanwhile, Whistleblower Archivists Were Still Ridiculing Kavanaugh’s Accuser.
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because during the next 22 days until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fourth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 633 And There Are Now Only 749 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.