SUNDAY, JULY 29, 2018
Trump’s 555th Day In Office

This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher and Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Printable Planners, especially folks still trying to decide which weekend events to avoid. 

For example, does anybody remember when real “jazz musicians” performed at a real “Jazz Festival” in Cincinnati? Hatefulbigot.com says with all those Negroes coming to town for Cincinnati’s “Urban Music Festival” this weekend, Just Wondering in Cleves was asking if attendees would be the same low or non-tippers to the waiters and waitresses in the restaurants as those who attend other Politically Correct Conventions in town.

Trash Talking Troublemaker Tino Delgato remembers 2015, when the Queen City hosted the MLB All Star game one week followed by the “Music” Festival (formerly The Jazz Festival) the next week. Both events filled Cincinnati’s streets. One filled Cincinnati’s restaurants and bars. The other filled hotel rooms with empty booze and wine bottles along Popeye’s Chicken containers. Go Figure!!!

All of this weekend’s visitors to Downtown Cincinnati probably weren’t helping all those homeless ragamuffins move from one Homeless Camp to another.

Here’s The Blower’s Idea: Let All Those Downtown Homeless People Live In Cincinnati’s Empty Street Cars.

Meanwhile in Anderson, devotees of Suburban Music might show up at the empty GOP Republican Club booth smack dab in the middle of the Annual Anderson Daze celebration at Beech Acres Park, especially Activist Andersonians circulating petitions near the Township Trustees Dunking Booth, and perverts trying to find out more information about Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas’ Family Friendly Nudist Camp and Marina opening on the Ohio River near the Belterra Racino, along with Andy’s Sex Doll Brothel at that building behind Cleaner Concepts on Beechmont Avenue. Forrest Gump School Board members will be at the Anderson Apocalypse booth to reassure local voters they really still don’t have plans to find a way to kill off the Anderson Redskins mascot.

All Real Republicans hereabouts will probably already be on their way to join the Trumpster’s Vice President Mike Pence and GOP Congressional candidate Troy Balderson for a GOTV Rally in Newark, Ohio (wherever the hell that is) tomorrow at 1:00 PM (Doors open at 11:00 AM). (RSVP HERE)

The Pence Rally would be a great place for all those Conservative Ladies to feel welcome, especially those receiving an e-mail from Susan Waidner rejecting the amounts of their “suggested donations” after tapping the “other button” for the Ohio Republican Party’s Friday luncheon in Mason featuring Trumpster Cabinet Member Linda McMahon.