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THURSDAY, JULY 19, 2018
Trump’s 545th Day In Office

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Top Story —

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet 

— TONIGHT’S NEWSMAKERS —

— Trump Derangement Syndrome —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT — TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE

— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

TO SEE MORE PHOTO SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS FROM EDWARD CROPPER, CLICK HERE— Media Madness —

 — Russian Investigation Update —

— Racial Healing —

— Incivility Update —

— Politics Unusual —

— Illegal Immigration Update —

— Now For Something Completely Patriotic —   

— This Just In — 

— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

 The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin

Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:

Feckless Fishwrapper Curnette

 

RE: Fears of a workplace raid as ICE ramps up  

 

A journalist’s headline would have read

ICE doing its job; illegals on notice

Anderson Redskins Update

We bet everybody’s really surprised the Forest Hills School Board hasn’t found a way to change the Anderson Redskins name yet.

— “All The News That’s Not Fit To Fake” —

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

Trump: No Interest In LeBron, Curry Visit

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More Protective MAGA Helmets Now Available For Trump Supporters Brave Enough…

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FBI Reveals Maria Butina Traded Sex In Exchange For All 62,984,828 Votes Trump Received In 2016

WASHINGTON—Saying that their investigation indicated her involvement in election interference went deeper than previously believed, the FBI revealed Thursday that Russian agent Maria Butina traded sex in exchange for all 62,984,828 votes Donald Trump received for president in 2016. “Our inquiry into Ms. Butina…

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Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and during the next 110 days until the 2018 Mid-Term Elections, Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Lying Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 545 And There Are Now Only 837 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.