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WEDNESDAY, JULY 18, 2018
Trump’s 544th Day In Office
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Here’s Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Scoop —
— Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— SCOTUS SANCTIMONY — 
— HELSINKI HYPOCRISY—
Trump Never Should’ve Met With Putin
— THIS JUST IN —
— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MADNESS —
— INCIVILITY UPDATE— 
— Illegal Immigration Update — 
— TONIGHT’S TRUMP DERANGEMENT UPDATE —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
Tennessee Titans’ Jurrell Casey says he plans to keep protesting and will ‘take my fine’ in upcoming NFL season: report
— “All The News That’s Not To Fake” —
As the liberals walked up the beach and rounded the corner… “Noooo!”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
University Works To Reduce Number Of Whites On Campus
Cal Poly San Luis Obispo has recently launched a comprehensive program to decrease the number of white students on their campus. The program consists of:
Giving inner-city blacks free scholarships and money to attend Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.
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The Hate Crime Which Must Not Be Named
Papa John’s founder forced to resign for saying someone else used the ‘N-word’
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Judas Claims He Misspoke, WOULDN’T Betray Jesus For Money
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Mueller Reveals Russia Investigation Just Elaborate Sting To Nail Clinton Child Sex-Slavery Ring
WASHINGTON—Lauding President Trump for his invaluable role in the operation, Special Counsel Robert Mueller informed the public Wednesday that his so-called Russia investigation was in fact merely a cover for an elaborate sting to bring down the Clinton family’s child sex-slavery ring. “The Justice Department has finally been able to track down and arrest everyone…
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #59, July 11, 1991)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Posters 
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and during the next 111 days until the 2018 Mid-Term Elections, Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Lying Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 544 And There Are Now Only 838 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
