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WEDNESDAY, JULY 11, 2018
Trump’s 537th Day In Office

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Here’s Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Scoop — 

Trump Takes NATO

Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How come? Answer: An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend Crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates’ technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans who are in the US illegally because the immediate past president, born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia refused to enforce US law.

— Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— Illegal Immigration Update — 

— TONIGHT’S TRUMP DERANGEMENT UPDATE —

—  SCOTUS NOMINATION UPDATE—  

— This Just In —

— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MADNESS —

—  Incivility Update — 

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

 — Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Lesbians Clash With Transgenders

Women who act like men turned against women who think they’re men, as well as men who think they are women at a PRIDE march in London recently. 

Dozens of mental health workers were deployed to the scene in an effort to deflate the conflict, but not before one woman suffered a superficial injury when a 300 lb. lesbian attempted to pull off her penis.

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Trump Baby Balloon Flies Over London

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Resistance Movement Vows To Do Anything To Stop Trump Short Of Treating Other Half Of Country With Respect

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Tearful Trump Admits NATO Alliance Closest Thing To Friendship He’s Ever Had

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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #59, July 11, 1991)

— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Posters 

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and during the next 118 days until the 2018 Mid-Term Elections, Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Lying Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 537 And There Are Now Only 845 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.