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FRIDAY, MAY 18, 2018

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— There Was A Really Big News Story Today. You Might Have Heard About It. It Was Even On TV. — 

TX HIGH SCHOOL SHOOTER
10 DEAD
PRESSURE COOKERS, PIPE BOMBSPresident Trump Expressed America’s Outrage And Grief.

CLOSER TO HOME WE SAW THIS ANDERSON APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Today in Anderson, everybody’s talking about the change of location for MONDAY NIGHT’S FOREST HILLS BOARD OF EDUCATION MEETING because they expect a really big crowd.

Will The Forest Hills Board Of Education be reporting results of a FULL THREAT ASSESSMENT needed to keep children in all nine schools safe?

Or do we now have to hope The District’s ONE RESOURCE OFFICER guesses the right school to be at during an ACTIVE SHOOTER ALERT when every second counts?

Or will we hear from a bunch of PC Liberals With Way Too Much Time On Their Hands trying to raise money to take advantage of FOREST HILLS BOARD OF EDUCATION PRESIDENT JIM FROOMAN’S GENEROUS OFFER to match donations up to $10,000 for the $1,000,000 in will cost Anderson Over-Taxed Payers to change the 80-year-old Redskins name.

GOOD LUCK, SNOWFLAKES!

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