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TUESDAY, MAY 15, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
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— TONIGHT’S TOP WHISTLEBLOWER STORY —
NKOREA THREATENS TO CANCEL TRUMP SUMMIT
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White House Hints At Staffing Changes Over Leaks
Steyn’s Take: Who’s Behind ‘Creepy Porn Lawyer’ Avenatti?
You’re Not Going to Believe This
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
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Mending The Nation – Jon McNaughton
Why the Rooster?
Here is a part of my painting “Obamanation.” That darn rooster is back! It seems almost comical and yet the meaning is rather sad. As I painted this I thought of the story from the Bible, as Peter denied Christ three times and then went and wept bitterly. Americans have been in a state of denial for many years. The election of President Trump was a significant moment in our country’s history. Millions of Americans awoke from their slumber and are now doing all we can to turn the ship and save this country. I pray for this every day, and this is the purpose of my art – to share how I feel about this time in our country’s history.
Next year I plan to paint a similar version of this to represent Trump’s first term in office. A much more hopeful version. But, I’ll probably have the rooster in their somewhere.
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The Other News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
— Keep Our Redskins! Update —
We did a time-limited survey on 5.13.2018 and even though our survey was posted and distributed by the American Indian Movement without our knowledge, the results reflected a 65% KEEP the Redskins name result.
And then there’s AIM’s poll, posted 5.14.2018 and even though they’ve taken it offline as of 10 am this morning – the last results shown was a 61% KEEP the Redskins name result.
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)
Hamas Tells Palestinians To Breach Israel Border Fence
GAZA CITY, Palestinian Territories (World News Bureau) — A senior Hamas official encouraged thousands of Palestinians to breach the Israel border fence during protests coinciding with next week’s US embassy move to Jerusalem.
“I am telling the thousands of Palestinians displaced by Israel to ignore boundaries and cross into, and take possession of, our rightful lands next week – the Israelis are powerless to stop you,” said Hamas leader Suentabe Wormfudh in a televised message.
In a possibly-related story, Israeli IDF forces this week installed a large, unlocked gate in a border fence at the site of ongoing Palestinian protests (below).
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I don’t know about you, komrades, but I for one am sick of our progressive brothers and sisters taking it on the chin from the hate-filled conservatives in this godly country.
Please bask in the glory of our movement with this short inspirational piece. 
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Fist-Pumping Jared Kushner Leaves Jerusalem Embassy Refreshed And Ready To Solve Next Global Crisis
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