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TUESDAY, APRIL 17, 2018
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Remembering Barbara Bush
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The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
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Mending The Nation – Jon McNaughton
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(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)
Pelosi Blasts Trump For Attacking Al-Assad
SAN FRANCISCO, California (World News Bureau) – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-CA) on Sunday angrily criticized President Trump’s attack on her “good friend” Bashar al-Assad’s regime.
“I know for a fact that Bash…ah, President al-Assad hates all harsh chemicals and artificial dyes – he would never have weapons containing them, let alone use them on anyone. Trump’s just trying to take attention off his own issues and it’s not fair,” Pelosi told reporters in San Francisco on Sunday.
Sources say Pelosi became very close with al-Assad during an April 2007 meeting in Damascus (below). 
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People’s Official Guidelines for Wishing Republicans Well
Just a friendly reminder to all Party members that wishing an ailing Republican well on social media is perfectly permissible as long as you adhere to the following guidelines:
1. Feel free to offer “thoughts and prayers.” They really think that crap works.
2. Verify they have never said anything remotely nice or positive about Trump.
3. Make sure their last name isn’t Palin, Cheney, or Pence. Or Trump.
4. Conservative talk show hosts, whether on TV or radio, are never wished well. In fact, you should be boycotting them and fighting to get them off the air.
ALWAYS preface your well-wishing comment with any one of the following…
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Nation Suddenly Worried Sean Hannity Might Not Be Completely Objective
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Fourth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 452. There Are Now Only 930 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
