FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2018

This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he could remember The Blower’s most popular e-dition ever. “That’s easy,” Kane explained. “On February 19, 1991, Edition #38 of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. We saw that in our “Those Were The Good Old Days” E-diion”

That edition featured Jerry Springer’s Original “Women I’d Like To Boink List” that began on the front page.

And continued on Page Six

“Do you think Springer would still like to boink them today?” one of the Insiders asked. “Some of them are probably dead.”

“A little thing like that never stopped Jerry Springer before,” was Kane’s reply.