THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 2017

Apple Has Done It Again

CUPERTINO, CA: Whistleblower Innovations Expert Edison Tadwell covered the announcement of a new product here this afternoon, when Apple Computer demonstrated a computer chip that can store and play Bose-stereo quality music from women’s breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499 and $699 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.