SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2017
This Sunday in America…… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to ask for God’s help to Pray For Patriotic Pride, especially after yesterday’s stunning Army-Navy Game National Anthem Rendition Put Every Kneeling NFL Player To Shame.

It was beautiful.
No one at that stadium was kneeling.

One thing has become abundantly clear to the American people ever since all of those ungrateful millionaire NFL players started kneeling: NFL players are do not represent our American values. Those brave young men and women who attend the service academies obviously do.

The only thing missing yesterday was President Trump. We’re sure he would’ve preferred being there instead of being boycotted and protested at the opening of the Civil Rights Museum in Mississippi.