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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP STORY —
Exploiting National Tragedies
(It’s What Liberals Always Do)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Sight-and-Sound Bites —
What Happened In The Hour Before The Las Vegas Mass Shooting
Tucker Carlson: Horror Joined By Confusion In Las Vegas Massacre
How The World Mourned Those Murdered In Las Vegas Massacre
Las Vegas Shooting: Facebook, Google Spread Fake News
Las Vegas Massacre: What They’re NOT Telling You
Liz Wheeler: It Takes A Despicable Kind Of Person To Politicize A Tragedy
Tomi Lahren: Las Vegas Victims Were Americans, Not DemocRATS or Republicans
MARK DICE: Liberalism: The Brain Eating Virus
REBUTTAL: Everything Wrong With Jimmy Kimmel’s Las Vegas Rant | Louder With Crowder
CNN Reporter: “Las Vegas Country Music Fans Were Most Likely Trump Supporters”
Barnicle Broken By Trump: I’m ‘Tired’ Of The President, He ‘Exhausts’ Me
Tonight’s Whistleblower Political Posters
Outraged Liberals Decry Guns, Country Music
WORLD NEWS BUREAU – Hours after the deadliest mass shooting in American history, outraged liberal politicians, entertainers, and pundits are calling for the outlawing of firearms and tight restrictions on country music.
Actress Jennifer Lawrence: “These Fucking guns are on a killing spree and they must be stopped. Now.”
Hillary Clinton: “Just imagine if this weapon had a silencer which is what Republicans want. It would still be quietly killing people – no doubt tens of thousands by now.”
Actor/producer Rob Reiner: “Yet another attack rifle kills people – even its own kind! Round up these guns before more die.”
Nancy Pelosi: “This is the very thing I have been fighting against – open-air country music concerts glorifying guns and violence in close proximity to individuals with automatic salt rifles. Now maybe Republicans will listen.”
Barack Obama: “Michelle and I are saddened by the news that guns have again wantonly killed Americans, even if we may not agree with their music or political interests or the fact they trusted the guns that so viciously turned on them. This shows that guns are no respecter of persons and cannot be trusted, as I have said many times.”
Joe Biden: “I think everyone is familiar with the fact that some years ago a gun that I owned tried to kill me. I learned the hard way that guns are coldblooded killers. Shotguns are OK, though.”
Barbara Streisand: “Republicans. Country music. Alcohol. Machine guns. While it was the guns that murdered, it was the music that motivated this tragedy. Something must be done to reign in country music before more die.”
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—TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE —
Puerto Rico – Trump Not Coming to Unpack & Distribute Aid
Puerto Rico Is Starving
San Juan, Puerto Rico’s mayor is angry at President Trump as he refuses to come to Puerto Rico to unpack and distribute pallets of aid, which now sit rotting in warehouses – still unpacked and undistributed – while Puerto Ricans starve.
This just goes to show how heartless Trump is. All that aid, food, water, medicine, supplies – just sitting there in front of those poor people, while he does nothing to unpack and distribute it.
Just four days ago San Juan, Puerto Rico Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz Soto praised FEMA for the work on the island.
That was before she realized that nobody was sent to unpack and distribute the aid… that it was all just a cruel trick perpetrated upon her by Trump.
Above, she is pictured in front of pallets of food aid that sit, undistributed while she cries that people are starving.
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—TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
Those Close To Nation Say It Showed Dozens Of Warning Signs Leading Up To Massacre
WASHINGTON—A day after America’s deadliest mass shooting left at least 58 dead and more than 500 injured in Las Vegas, sources close to the nation confirmed Tuesday that it had showed dozens of warning signs leading up to the massacre. “Looking back, the U.S. had so many red flags that I’m unfortunately not at all surprised this tragedy took place,” said Nebraska resident Tyler Stout, who along with 325 million of his fellow citizens observed that the country had become increasingly isolated in recent years, often making other nations uncomfortable in its presence. “America clearly had some mental health problems, and it’s spent decades stockpiling guns and ammunition. And then there were all those crazy, unhinged rants it was constantly posting on social media. I mean, this country was just a ticking time bomb.” At press time, sources close to the nation said that perhaps the most pronounced warning sign was that it had perpetrated mass shootings hundreds and hundreds of times before.
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— TONIGHT’S BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
Tragedy Forces Every American To Ask How They Can Bend The Facts To Support Their Preferred Narrative
U.S.—In the wake of the worst mass shooting in the nation’s history that ended at least 59 lives and wounded over 500 others, citizens across America were forced to take a quick, hard look at the facts, and ask themselves how exactly they can bend what actually happened during the course of this ghastly tragedy so that it supports their own preferred narrative. (MORE)
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
San Juan Whiner
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