MONDAY, AUGUST 28, 2017
At Least Our Power Has Now Been Restored
The boom was so loud outside The Whistleblower Compound in Anderson at 3:47 PM this afternoon, little neighborhood children went running home screaming, thinking AntiFa terrorists had attacked.

Tonight, Duke Energy arrived and finally turned on our electricity. We’ll be back in business tomorrow.

Here’s What Happened
It was “The Old Fried Squirrel On The Power Pole” Trick

At least Duke Energy gave us our dead squirrel.

Whistleblower Food Critic Martin Upchuck is now trying to find us just the right recipe for our Crispy Critter.