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Sunday, August 27 E-ditions
“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV)
“Sunday Sermon” (Today We’re Praying For Political Pardons)
Saturday, August 26 E-ditions
“Weekend Wisdom” (Our Right-Wing Review Continues)
“Patronage County Today” (“Have a Nice Weekend”)
“National Dog Day” E-dition (Honor You Pooch, Especially If He’s A Chick Magnet)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
Friday, August 25 E-ditions
“Friday’s Features” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition
(But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
Special “Stupid AntiFa Protester Gets Shot In The Balls Update” (Making Karma Great Again)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (When Your Kids Finally Go Back To School)
Thursday, August 24 E-ditions
“Thursday’s Tactics” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Monday’s A Date to Remember” (August 28 Will Always Be A Great Day For DemocRATS)
“Stupid Voter Definition” E-dition
Trying To Explain Exactly How They Got That Way!
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
Wednesday, August 23 E-ditions
“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)
“Dog Days of Summer” (Because This Country Really Went To The Dogs During The Obama Administration!)
“Protest Planning” (Maybe It’s Time To Send In The Skunk)
“Stupid AntiFa Protester Gets Shot In The Balls” (Was This Really Worth $25-Per-Hour?)
Tuesday, August 22 E-ditions
“Tuesday’s Triumphs” (From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Liberal Media Establishment Protest Guide” (For Tonight’s Trump Rally In Phoenix)
“Confederate Chaos On Campus” (The Insanity Continues)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
Monday, August 21 E-ditions
“Monday Message” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
“Decisions, Decisions” (Sometimes Life Just Offers Us Too Many Choices!)
Special “Line Jumping Liberals” E-dition (Some people think they’re sooooo special!)
Official “Solar Eclipse” E-dition (We’re Waiting To See The Dork Of The Moon)
Sunday, August 20 E-ditions
“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV)
“Sunday Sermon” (Today We’re Praying Peaceful Petitioners)